The survivalists gathered at the river,
the languorously lyrical river.
Kornzeniowski was late
then arrived arrows attached,
not martyred, feverish.
Ranting about cornering a new version
of trickle down economics.
We all owed him a few favors,
finished our meal of dried fish.
In the case of the unpaid debt
he was as forthright and taciturn as ever.
Like Neil Degrassi Tyson, Kappa Alpha Theta.