The survivalists gathered at the river,
the languorously lyrical river.
Kornzeniowski was late
then arrived arrows attached,
not martyred, feverish.
Ranting about cornering a new version
of trickle down economics.
We all owed him a few favors,
finished our meal of dried fish.
In the case of the unpaid debt
he was as forthright and taciturn as ever.
Like Neil Degrassi Tyson, Kappa Alpha Theta.
Colin James