Flamingo Milk by Eran E. Eads

How do I cough this up for you? You are such a this and I am such suchness. The wrong kind, kind of like how you are the wrong wrong. I'll lisp you the particulars, please call me sometime. What's a vigorous defluff? Like here,
here’s my flamingo-milk-like milk?
I want to be like-authentic but like clear.
My opaque is othered which is most
flamingo: colored by what is consumed. Is this how you this. Very congenial. Big-latinate. I mean confusing. I just regurgitate the farm. Or has that been debunked yet, leaving me stranded, standing
one-legged in a river of carotenoids?
Eran E. Eads (he/him @eraneads) was born, raised, and excommunicated from a religious wilderness commune in central Alaska. E graduated from the Iowa Writers' Workshop and now teaches in the Washington, D.C. area.